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Science expert, booze flounder
Finnegan
Schall has great hair. He is perhaps most famous as
Rasputin’s decadent love child, with a day job as a mad scientist (while not crazy
per se, his antagonistic feelings toward farm animals is considered by some to be
deviant). He works a promising night time career in the male stripping industry, and is
currently negotiating a lucrative stripping contract with Paris Hilton’s lawyers. His
drinking credentials include: Out drinking the Russian, German, Irish, and Australian
teams at the International Tag Team Drinking Championship (with the help of Ike Hill).
Most famous quote: “Hey that’s my shoe, it’s full of booze, and what’s
your name lover?”
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Homeless
Shampoo Boy, Writer
Dash Colfax is a copy writer/editor for
multiple publications, including expensive hair salon (Great Clips) fliers. When not
lamenting his decision to quit smoking over a keg of Nat Light, his hobbies include:
dating other guys' wives, dating the wives' daughters, drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels,
then doing it all over again with another family.
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Contributing
writer, west coast informant
Justin D. Burton was
born and raised in Kansas City, Mo., and sold his soul to the Devil two years
ago for a low-paying and not terribly interesting career in
broadcast news. Previously, Justin served as the United
States Ambassador to Mongolia, India and Detroit. A world traveler, he has partaken
of liquor on three separate continents (including Detroit). Justin enjoys helping the
homeless, teaching the illiterate to read, and aiding blind people, but because he drinks
so heavily, he really doesn't have time for any of that stuff. Justin
currently resides in Bakersfield, Calif. with his liver, Hal.
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International design consultant, Santa’s
little helper
Jeff Dominguez (International Design
Consultant) Jeff grew up in Independence, Mo. and that's pretty much why he moved about as
far away as possible to the Cayman Islands. After they got wiped out, he became a
nightclub singer-turned-graphic designer. Best known for re-designing Old Havana, Cuba to
look like New Havana (which actually looks a lot like a Super Target) Jeff also enjoys
getting loaded aboard glass bottom boats, sculpting and telling people he's only half
Mexican.
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