Don't Miss the Hottest Parties in Kansas City with KCDrinker.com!
by LaToya Prater

Ever wonder where the "A Listers" are hanging out? Of course you haven't. That's because you're not a shallow, brainless git.

Don't get stuck at the hottest clubs, full of more tooth whitening gel, blonde highlights and hot air than Brittany Spears' trailer.

Be sure to go where the KCDrinkers are. Here are some of our sizzling upcoming events.

Don't forget KCD LADIES' NIGHTS! Ladies with most of their own teeth get in FREE on weeknight events, but only if they use the secret password: "Fuck dental care, I'll spend it on booze, thanks."

Wednesday, Oct. 25
Sit on your ass at Buzzard Beach
There's always a lot going on at this party. We might be on the balcony, we might be inside. Maybe upstairs. Maybe down. It's excitement galore as we sit on our asses, smoke and devour enough cheap beer to kill a squad of elephants.

Tuesday, Oct. 31
Halloween in Westport
Dress up and come for a night that PROMISES an energy-filled pub crawl to at least five different bars and ACTUALLY DELIVERS a bunch of drunks in partial costume who never make it past LaToya's balcony.

Friday, Nov. 3
Porch time at Ike's
Stop by Ike's sprawling (and dilapidated) mansion in the heart of Wyandotte County, Kansas City, Kansas. Enjoy live music (thumping from the apartment with five Hispanic families living in it two doors down) and hip, sexy games like Scrounge Old Beer out of Ike's fridge. Great for when you've been unemployed entirely too long and lack the funds to purchase alcohol.

Saturday, Nov. 4
Sleep it off with KCDrinker
The weather's supposed to be beautiful on Saturday, and you won't see a bit of it if you join us as we lay around on Ike's leather couch, drinking red beers, getting stoned and re-watching the entire first season of The Venture Brothers.

Wednesday, Nov. 22
You'll Be the "NV" of All
Are you homely? Extremely fat? Like to be naked? Then you'll be perfect for our "streak through club NV" night. Every Wednesday, watch terrified beautiful people run for the bathrooms and nearest exit when they see your cellulite loping toward them and their pineappletinis. When you hear the starter pistol, the fun begins as Kansas City's biggest freaks run through the club taking down anything in their way - and all IN THE BUFF. Ooofta!

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LaToya "GfV" Prater  is a free-lance drinker and writer. A native of New Jersey, she got hammered in Hoboken a few years back and woke up in Kansas City tied to the passenger seat of a '77 El Dorado with Ed Asner wearing nothing but the hand puppet Lambchop. Now a resident of KC, Mo., Prater indulges her overwhelming addiction to editing other people’s copy to earn a paycheck and spends the rest of her time focusing on her three dearest passions: Alcohol, writing fiction, and acting (Japanese balloon fetish porn).