We at KC Drinker have a very simple plan to enhance the drinking experience
throughout the Kansas City metropolitan area. Only the most relevant information will be
delivered. The dirtiest dives with the cheapest drinks will be clearly labeled. The finest
spots to obtain top-shelf delights will be addressed accordingly. Nowhere in this small
town will a watering hole worth mention be overlooked. We do not cater to the rich, the
poor, or any other typical stereotype. A true drinker cannot be pigeonholed, and needs
up-to-date information about the drinking community surrounding them. We are your source
to maintaining the lifestyle you are longing for - or already accustomed to. ***
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*** KCDrinkers would like to state for the record that we in no
way suggest that drinking in excess is cool (yes we do) (No we don't. Shut up). Drinking
responsibly is the individual responsibilities… no wait... Yeah that's it; is the
individual responsibility of every drunken asshole, like you. And please don't blame your
personal problems on booze. I hate that. I think if you can remember back to the last time
you were sober… concentrate… there it is. You were an asshole then to weren't
you? That's what I thought. Anyway it's not our fucking fault. It's your fucking fault, so
leave us alone. Jeez.
KC Drinkers staff and management and the guy who comes in on weekends and
cleans the toilets.
