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Prelube at my house in Waldo..see you there!
Prelube at my house in Waldo..see you there!
The last time we hashed in Lee’s Summit, there was some serious debauchery (as always). Join us for #1126!
Meet up at:
Burg & Barrel
7042 W 76th Street
Overland Park Ks
A to B trail
2:30pm start. Hares away at 2:45pm
3308 N. 53rd St, Kansas City, KS
When: Aug 16 / 2:30pm meetup – On-Out 3pm
Where: Johnny’s Tavern, 13131 Shawnee Mission Pkwy, Shawnee, KS 66216
Hares: Odor Eater and I Is EZ
TECHNOLOGY ON TRAIL -SMARTPHONE WILL BE NEEDED!
First thing – make sure you download Google Maps. You can use Apple Maps, but it may not get you as close to the next mark. No smartphone? Just follow an idiot with one.
Here’s an example of the marks you’ll see:
Search the mapping coordinate using your map app, it should take you to start of the trail (Johnny’s Tavern). I’ll explain more in chalk talk, but you’ll see these marks on trail that will take you to the next mapping coordinates. This will be an turkey (3.3 miles) / eagle (4.2 miles) trail.
Btw…this is the NEW Johnny’s Tavern location and it has two levels of outdoor patios!!
Where: Westport Sun Fresh parking lot by the purple recycling bin.
When: 2:30 meetup / 3pm On-Out
Pre-Lube: Kelly’s Westport Inn
We got virgins and they’re gonna lay a frickin’ trail! Now THIS should be interesting!
When: July 19th, 2014
Time: 2:30p / On Out at 3p
Where: Shawnee Mission South High
(not sure which parking lot, but we’ll add that soon)
5800 W 107th St, Overland Park, KS 66207
Hash Cash: $6
Pre-Lube/On-In and On-After: Nick and Nino’s Pub.
It is across from the Airport Embassy Suites Hotel the Tiffany Springs Exit off of I29. There is also a Nick and Nino’s Car Service, they own the Pub too, so don’t go to the wrong place, but I am sure they can show you the right place!!!
Trail: It will be about 8 miles, so if you think you are going to need a camel back bring it.
Shiggy: None, totally concert and asphalt like this city girl likes it. Unless horse shit counts as shiggy, then there is shiggy.
Dogs and Babies: Some of the trail there is no side walk, but it is in the middle of nowhere, so I see your baby or dog getting run over by a horse. The bar has a deck, I am looking to getting it for us and some pitcher deals. I will ask if dogs are allowed on the deck.
Beer stops: One right now, maybe 2, or 3….
I promise more length on this trail and less dead things. And thats about it, you don’t get a shittier hare than me!
For those who do not read event details, THIS IS A FUCKING PICNIC. Memorial Day was so much fun, let’s do it again. This park worked really well for us.
Bring a vessel.
Bring a side dish.
Bring your big girl panties.
If you can’t make trail, come for on-after. Hash cash covers trail beer. On-after is BYOB.
There’s something about September that puts legs in the air like your mama didn’t care. There’s a crapload of wanks with June b-days, so we honor their dad’s happy ending with a trail! Expect a T/E split, BS, SS and sore asses. Who’s a Spawn of June? I Is EZ, Chihuahua, Chap Bitch, GBAD, Extenze for Menz, PMS, Services Retards…who else am I missing? Join us so we can wish them a HBFU!
You’ll need $1.50 for the bus. At 12:45, we’ll move on-out for the bus stop. Technically, there’s no hash cash. Buy your own as we crawl. There will be a circle with FREE BEER (provided by the hash/hare). This 1.5-mile limp-along covers four bars and a shot check. On-after is back at KC Bier Co.
Let me be clear…this kickass Limp-Along has nothing to do with the lameass “Waldo Crawldo” later that evening. Hence, why we’re starting early to avoid the hoards of bores. And the on-after, KC Bier Co, is not one of the “Crawldo” stops.
KCH3 #1114 PorchfestKC Hash
When: June 14, 2014
Where: 4427 Bell Kansas City, MO 64111
Time: 12:30pm / Hares out 1pm
Hare: John Kimballs
Wear your finest tutu or kilt to represent KCH3 at PorchfestKC.
The setup: Musicians perform on front porches throughout the West Plaza neighborhood. The trail will take us from porch to porch, listening to a variety of musical styles.
KCH3 #1112 Get Drunk and Eat Gyros
When: June 7, 2014
Time: 2:30pm / Hares out 3pm
Where: Start at Metcalf South Shopping Center at the Southeast Corner of 95th & Metcalf in Overland Park, KS – South side of Sears
Address: 9701 Metcalf Ave, Overland Park, KS
Trail will end with on-after at the St. Dionysis Greek Festival at 8100 W. 95th St.
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