Friday November 27, 2015
Monday November 23rd 2015, 6:38 pm
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Tired of your family? Tired of Shopping? Bring your leftovers, and let’s have DRINKSGIVING! There will be a trail, but it will be a FATBOY, it is Drinksgiving! Hares away about 4:30 ish.

Saturday November 21, 2015
Friday November 20th 2015, 8:52 am
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Saturday Nov. 21, 2015


The start location is the Fox and Hounds at 10428 Metcalf Ave, Overland Park, KS 66212
Seems appropriate for a hash start

Saturday November 14, 2015
Wednesday November 11th 2015, 7:42 pm
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SFL and Just Mike will take one for the team and hare on November 14th…had to change the date as we realized we have a conflict on the 7th.Come dressed as your favorite Star Wars character, in a Star Wars shirt, and there are even Star Wars tights with the upcoming release of Episode 7 in December.

There is no shortage of Star Wars attire out there right now…so don’t be a wanker and may the force be with the hash.

There will be brown bags and beer stops…a Yoda Dachshund and an Ewok Dachshund Jack Russell Pug.

We will update with the exact start point, but trail is in Strawberry Hill.

Meet in the southeast corner of Huron Park in downtown KCK. There is street parking, as well as a lot on Armstrong Ave between 5th and 6th by UMB Bank.

Saturday November 7, 2015
Wednesday November 04th 2015, 9:40 pm
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Pussybility is laying a feral trail for this Saturday, starting at his house, 7112 N. Belleview Ave, KC, MO 64118. Expect a nice mix of urban and semi-shiggy with a T & E split, hills, mud, water and plenty of beer. (Might want to bring some dry socks & a change of shoes.) He seems to like some of you degenerates, so he’s making homemade chicken & dumpling soup for after circle. Hash Cash $6. Meet up 2:30pm – Wankers out at 3pm.

Sunday November 1, 2015
Friday October 30th 2015, 8:40 am
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Let Poop and Glory show us the Glory of Day of the Dead and maybe some Tequilla.

Greetings Hashers!! Between the Chiefs win this Sunday morning and the Royals win Sunday evening, join your hares, Eew I Pooped! and Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory Hole for some fun and shenanigans this Sunday afternoon. We would like to meet at Winslow’s BBQ located on the Southside of the City Market in Historic downtown KCMO. They have cheap drinks and indoor and outdoor seating. Meet up anytime after 1:00pm with hares away at 2:00pm. We welcome hashers in Halloween attire or Dia-de-los-muertos costumes. Don’t forget your $6 hash cash. Looking forward to smelling you then, GloryHole

Sunday October 25, 2015
Friday October 23rd 2015, 6:29 am
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Not sure if you check the newspaper news or not, but our KC Chiefs are sucking ballz. But win or lose, KC tailgating will always be leagondary! Thus, we having our annual tailgate hash on Sunday, Oct 25. AND IT’S FREEEEEE! Beer, food, and some good company (and yes, for some reason we’ll have the game on a television in the parking lot of Arrowhead!) We’ll park somewhere along the following address: 8801-8827 Sni a Bar Rd, Kansas City, MO 64133 / 39.030020, -94.479096 In fact, just drive southeast a block or two and you’ll find us. Yes, there’s a trail…yes, you’ll want to come to the Saturday hash if you want a camp chair to be at the end…yes, you’ll laugh and cry as we watch the Cheifs stumble and bumble. If you want an early morning nip for trail, bring your flask.

Saturday October 24, 2015
Friday October 23rd 2015, 6:26 am
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Some may know this day as United Nations Day. Leave it to a bunch of hashers to ceremoniously dub it WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER! Hash cash is $10, since we’ll be featuring beers from around the world. Let the address lead you to where you need to be, but we’ll be found and parked underneath the Broadway bridge. Get ready to have some worldly fun in KC.

Friday October 16, 2015
Wednesday October 14th 2015, 5:04 pm
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  • at 7:00pm – 2:00am
    Oct 16 at 7:00pm to Oct 17 at 2:00am
  • 1100 W 100th Street, Kansas City, MO 64114

Wear a costume and CUM to the first ever KCH3 MONSTER HASH . . . and party.


There will be a trail.

VAJJ and CCAB are haring this frightening fest.

On-After at their place with pool, air hockey, and foosball.

Costume Contest & prizes.

More details to come.

Sunday October 11, 2015
Monday October 05th 2015, 5:15 pm
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What? VH1 & CPF are finally hitched? Let’s celebrate! (now, get a room you two and use protection this time) ;-)

Details: meet in the parking lot behind Dunkin Donuts. Look for the big yellow truck. Trail will range from 3mi to 6 blocks, depending on the pounding in our heads! (Head? Who said head?)

Trail ends at our place, and you can stick around and watch the Chiefs play da Bears- we’ll have food & drink. ON-ON!

Saturday October 3, 2015
Tuesday September 29th 2015, 6:23 am
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The Bitches are back. Start is James Buchanan HS… aka Gordon Parks Elem. School
3715 Wyoming

230pm is the start of study hall for all sweat hogs in attendance, detention for all the backsliders and other rif-raf.

Saturday September 26, 2015
Wednesday September 23rd 2015, 7:38 pm
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Get your birthday suits ready! This will be a 3 or 4 mile trail, depending on if I can get out of bed Saturday morning. Cupcakes will probably be provided? Heck if I know, I’m terrible at planning things; however, there will be beer (yay!).

Saturday September 19, 2015
Monday September 14th 2015, 4:59 pm
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Aye!! It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day on Sept 19! That’s right land lubbers, your excuse to talk like a drunken sailor goes global! I Is EZ and Odor Eater are laying a 3m turkey/4m eagle as we pillage and plunder through the Plaza! Meet at Westport Ale House (4128 Broadway, KCMO) at 2:30pm. Pack steps off at 3pm. Dress like a pirate and enjoy two grog stops and a shot check.

Sunday September 13, 2014
Wednesday September 09th 2015, 5:18 pm
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Sunday Trail!
Hare:  Fast Chug
Time: 2:30
Meet at the Missouri Riverfront Trail/West Trailhead
Can’t find an actual address but directions are:
From 635 South- Take Hwy 9 North, take the first left after NW Intercon Road (just past the levee gate) onto an unnamed road.  Follow the road as it curves right then take your first left into the trailhead parking lot.
From Parkville-Take Hwy 9 south, take the second right after the Conoco tanks onto an unnamed road.  Follow the road as it curves right then take your first left into the trailhead parking lot.

39°10’42.0″N 94°39’21.5″W

39.178333, -94.655972

On on!

Friday September 4, 2015
Sunday August 30th 2015, 5:05 pm
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Friday Night Lights edition of KCH3!! Lick and Two Wall Banger will hare this kickoff to the Labor Day weekend, Friday style!
Distance: Turkey/eagle trail 3/5 miles.
Beer stops: minimum 2 possibly more.
Hares away at 7. Bring hash cash, whistle, cranium lamps if you have them, and virgins too.

Saturday August 29, 2015
Tuesday August 25th 2015, 5:56 am
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Pretty Woman finally hares a trail – kind of.

After our experience in the Puzzle Room I thought I would continue the despair. Instead of hash marks, packets will be thrown down that have clues to where the next spot is. I think others have done similar trails but this will be my first time and it is something different so my only goal is that hopefully it won’t be an entirely BS.

It’s mainly a walkers trail but FRB’s can be give locations that they can sprint to. Also, Macken Park is a very family friendly, police patrolling park. Just a heads up. Planned meet up in the parking lot at

Saturday August 22, 2015
Thursday August 20th 2015, 4:45 pm
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This is VAJJ & CCAB’s annual summer BBQ hash trail!

We did it last summer and so we decided to do it again this summer. And we are celebrating our 17 year anniversary . . . a few weeks late!

Wear a stupid heart/love shirt, pink shorts, a red and pink tutu and bring your achy breaky heart!

Trail: Turkey=4ish miles /Eagle split =6ish miles


PLEASE BRING $8 for hash cash to help us cover the food.

No need to bring anything else – we’ll be providing the food and Kyle and Gary will be grilling hamburgers, hot dogs and brats for us.

As always, beer is provided by the hares/KCH3.

Saturday August 15, 2015
Monday August 10th 2015, 5:22 pm
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Shit Fucks Leaves and Pussybility will hare this debacle.Join us for a Birthday Hash in the Historic Northeast there will be beer stops, urban shiggy, and more.

Dress up as a crazy cat lady or wear a crazy cat lady inspired shirt from the thrift store just leave the poop at home.

This idea transpired from VAJJ and Ass Bleacher adopting another pussy…



Saturday August 8, 2015
Friday August 07th 2015, 6:54 am
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Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy are haring this weekend. The weather is gonna be awesome! No need to road whore to BH4 Bungle, when we’re gonna “Fun’gle” here in the KC.

Make your way to OOE/TF’s home turf by 2:30 pm. Hares away at 3ish.

What to bring:
1. Yourself
2. Virgins
3. $7 hash cash
4. Sense of humor
5. Thirst for beer
6. Shiggy socks
7. Change of clothes (optional)
8. Side dish (with food) to share (optional)
9. Tent (to crash in – optional)
10. Thirst for beer

We will grill hot dogs, provide chips and whatever else I decide to make.


Wednesday August 5, 2015
Monday August 03rd 2015, 8:42 am
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Lick is getting old, and it’s easier on the knees to ride a bike than run… so he wants to Bash on his B-day! There will be a 3 mile walkers trail and a DP at The Other Place. What more can you ask for!

Saturday August 1, 2015
Thursday July 30th 2015, 11:53 am
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  • at 2:30pm – 6:30pm
    2 days from now
  • Kansas City B-Cycle Station – 3rd and Grand

Please wear your best KCH3 attire as we hash through the Free City Market beer festival. There will be a split, fat-boy / trail split. The trail will be about 3 miles and then the fest will be the beer stop, fat-boy will just bring you back into the beer fest. I figure wearing your best KCH3 attire might help with our virgin contest and convert the muggles to hashers!

Beer cost at the fest: Four beer tickets — that’s four 6-ounce pours or two 12-ounce pours — goes for $10. And $20 buys you 10 tickets.

So bring CASH! and your ID.

We will leave the fest about 5pm to finish trail to the bar were we will do circle. The fest is officially over at 6pm, so I figure most of the beer will be done by then.

This is a pay as you go hash, so I will buy a few pitchers for circle, if anyone wants to chip in that would be cool. Circle/ On after will be at Caddy Shack, incase you get lost/ campout drunk at beer fest/ and feel the need to find the rest of us!

Wednesday July 29, 2015
Monday July 27th 2015, 3:24 pm
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HARES: VAJJ & 2 Wall Bangers

-Trail starts at VAJJ’s house

- Wear TuTu’s

- There will be Big Wheel/Trike Races at the end before Circle . . . if two hashers bring a big wheel or trike.

Saturday July 25, 2015
Monday July 20th 2015, 12:18 pm
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O.M.G! Mamm Wich is not only haring, but blessing those attending to get their mouths on a wet, delicious Yuengling! More details to come!!

June 4,5, & 6 2010 – Camp G-Spot
Wednesday June 09th 2010, 8:56 pm
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March 17, 2010 – St. Pats Parade
Thursday March 18th 2010, 1:22 am
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KCH3 QR Code and DataMatrix
Friday January 29th 2010, 1:17 pm
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January 30, 2010 – Bloody Sunday Hash
Wednesday January 27th 2010, 9:33 pm
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January 2010 – Babe’s Hash Cruise
Monday January 25th 2010, 11:26 am
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Non-Galley Access here:

Higher res images available via email request.

The Pubic Hare
Friday December 18th 2009, 2:19 pm
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One For the Harriettes.
Wednesday October 28th 2009, 1:06 am
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It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up.

Roster and Circle Docs
Thursday October 22nd 2009, 8:50 am
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