Stop in and mention KCDrinker.com.
Bob promised to use the "Good Needles"
for our readers. It's nice to have a clean needle!

               

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The Alcohol Knowledge Test
Test your alcohol knowledge. This will tell you how smart of a drinker you are, and if you can hold your own at a bar, restaurant or other situation involving alcoholic beverages.

If you are feeling more vanilla than a McDonald's milkshake at a Swedish prayer meeting and want to research some KC bars and events in an organized fashion, check this site out. Less than 1/16 the humor of your leading Kansas City bar review site - guaranteed!

Do you Love Irish Drinking Songs? Are you a kitty cat lover fanatic?

LiquidShoes.com One size sips all!

DEADhost is not afraid to invest in poor-quality software to enhance our users' misery.

The Slammer Timer is a quick fire drinking game that will determine just who is the fastest drinker in town.

http://www.usbdt.com/home.html
We have already turned pro, but it's not to late for some of you to train for the Olympics.

http://www.musicplasma.com
Looking for new music and have no idea where to start? Here you go!

http://attu.blogspot.com
Looking for every kind of international link available on the planet? Try somewhere else!

http://www.drunkstunts.com
Sober? Don't waste anytime here. Get boozed up and enjoy!

Black People Hate me, And They Hate My Glasses
So do we! Get to an optometrist soon.

http://www.subservientchicken.com/
Not enough people you know follow commands this well.

http://www.kimbogallery.com
Local artist of the month. Alright! It's our first.
Buy us a few rounds like she did, and we'll make you famous.

http://alacartoona.com/ 
It's a band.  It's a show.  It's a freak show band!  Sit back, get drunk, and enjoy the ride.

http://www.reodorant.com/
Now you will learn what booze and comics are all about!

                             
http://www.dirtyquestions.com/
Can a man get raped by a woman? Is internet dating good? The answers to these questions and more can be found at . . .

http://www.kontraband.com/
Kontraband is a collective of bored housewives whose goal in life is to spam the world.

http://ruthlessreviews.com/
Their name says it all.

http://www.aarrgghh.com/no_way/home.htm
Ain't No Way to Go. A collection of how idiots die.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/
Join the beer revolution!

http://www.milkandcookies.com/
Many a sober hour at work has been wasted here.

http://www.insanityplanet.com/
See what happens when you give 2 drunk idiots an internet connection and another carton of beer!

http://www.memepool.com/
Well Organized Web shit.

http://www.bored.com
Low on beer? Nothing better to do worth your time? Be bored here.

Kansas City Hash House Harriers
This "drinking club with a running problem" does too much exercise for us.   We'll use a car and catch up to you guys soon!

http://www.rathergood.com
We love da Rather Good Bastards, They make us eat Subs now too!

                        
http://www.whowouldbuythat.com
You would have to be really drunk to buy anything listed here.

http://maddox.xmission.com
You have to admit, he's got a point.

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html
What the hell is wrong with these kids? You can't tell me extra chromosomes are that prevalent.

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com
Finally, some white dorks with style!

http://www.ilovebacon.com
Sizzling and dished up daily humor.

     
http://www.theonion.com
Desperate? Lonely? After you're finished pitifully gorging yourself on satire, check out the personal ads (hint: find GfV and win a prize!)